-> "Always A Moron"
Original Song Title:
"Always A Woman"
Parody Song Title:
"Always A Moron"
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
Bush can kill with a smile; see the gleam in his eyes.
He has arrogant faith in his casual lies.
And he only reveals what he wants you to see.
He thinks like a child, and he's always a moron to me.
He's no leader, the Shrub is a fake, and a sleaze, too.
You can ask for the truth, but you can't believe W.
And he usurped his power for his new monarchy.
Yeah, he stole like a thief, but he's always a moron to me.
Oh... he takes care of Big Wealth.
He can do what he wants.
He's the head of Bush Crime.
Oh... there was never a doubt.
That Bush never did win.
"Court Arrangement" defined.
California chose Gore, and he's now getting even.
As he recklessly lets Oil & Gas do the heavin'.
Though he claimed he's the best, he's the worst he can be.
But he won't blame himself, 'cause he's always a moron to me.
Oh... he takes care of Big Wealth.
He can do what he wants.
He's the head of Bush Crime.
Oh... there was never a doubt.
That Bush never did win.
"Court Arrangement" defined.
To the rich, he is kind; to the poor, he is cruel.
Wants to do as he pleases; he's Dick Cheney's tool.
But he can be evicted in '04, he'll see.
Though he'll boast, he will lose future battles anew,
And he's always a moron to me.
(instrumental ending)
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