-> "Kobe Jumped Her Bones"
Original Song Title:
"Me And Mrs. Jones"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kobe Jumped Her Bones"
The Lyrics
Kobe jumped her bones, was he a date or a john?
She says that she was wronged,
What about that thong, forgot to change it now?
Was she just the prey when she said, hey, hey,
Jeopardy, consenting affair?
Rampant glands, messed around with his fans,
As this kook talks going on loud and long.
Kobe jumped her, jumped her bones, jumped her bones, jumped her bones,
Jumped her bones, he a date or a john?
She says that she was wronged,
Was it just his prong, he was thinking with, now?
He's gotta be extra careful, because in jail his ass could fry.
Does she want his obliteration or cash supply?
Ko-be, did he jump, jump her bones, jump her bones, jump her bones,
Jump her bones, he a date or a john?
She says that she was wronged,
Was it just his prong, he was thinking with, now?
Do you think this woman's just thieving?
Will his assets or freedom be denied?
He'll have his court day by law design,
But will he blow retreat and his case, and do time?
Did-id he-e jump her, jump her bones, jump her bones, jump her bones?
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