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Song Parodies -> "El’ And Sicko Jones"
Original Song Title:
"Me And Mrs. Jones"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Paul
Parody Song Title:
"El’ And Sicko Jones"
Parody Written by:
Pol Potlatch An' Pals
The Lyrics
We were inspired by eeL deaL’s “Elon Restored Jones” from 12/12/23
El’ and Sicko. Jones
They got a thing goin’ on
Their mutual love’s strong
It will go on long
They’re butt buddies now
They’ll tweet, same way, praise the KKK
Because seditionist views they both share
Holding gland of each other in hand
And working ’em until each one rings the gong
El’ and Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones, twisted Jones, nitwit Jones
They got a stink goin’ on
Both releasing their pong
It will go on long
Like dumps not flushed down
These two are extra hateful
And they send their stench up in the sky
Each time they have an assignation
They service the pink “eye”
El’ and Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones, twisted drone, nitwit clone
They got a kink goin’ on
Service each other’s schlong
But their knees are strong
Each time they go down
Well, each other’s palms they are greasing
Use those palms to give each other a good time
The favorite books of each is Kampf, Mein
That is what they read
It’s always top of mind
El’ and Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones, twisted drone, Hitler clone
They got a Sieg goin’ on
These two are extra baleful
When they twist open their thuggish mugs they lie
Each time they tweet out comes doo-doo
When they walk, behind each is a trail of slime
Their rants reveal that they’re cuckoo
They are dangerous ogres and dopers
With their crack pipes and their bongs
When they’re not smoking each other’s schlongs
They got a thing goin’ on
Their mutual love’s strong
It will go on long
They’re butt buddies now
They’ll tweet, same way, praise the KKK
Because seditionist views they both share
Holding gland of each other in hand
And working ’em until each one rings the gong
El’ and Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones, twisted Jones, nitwit Jones
They got a stink goin’ on
Both releasing their pong
It will go on long
Like dumps not flushed down
These two are extra hateful
And they send their stench up in the sky
Each time they have an assignation
They service the pink “eye”
El’ and Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones, twisted drone, nitwit clone
They got a kink goin’ on
Service each other’s schlong
But their knees are strong
Each time they go down
Well, each other’s palms they are greasing
Use those palms to give each other a good time
The favorite books of each is Kampf, Mein
That is what they read
It’s always top of mind
El’ and Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones, twisted drone, Hitler clone
They got a Sieg goin’ on
These two are extra baleful
When they twist open their thuggish mugs they lie
Each time they tweet out comes doo-doo
When they walk, behind each is a trail of slime
Their rants reveal that they’re cuckoo
They are dangerous ogres and dopers
With their crack pipes and their bongs
When they’re not smoking each other’s schlongs
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