Me and Mrs. Jaws
We got a thiiiing going ooooon
Common sense says it's wrong
But it's much too strooong to let her swim off nooow

We meet ev'ry daaay at the beach and baaay
Six-thirty I’ll see her fin theeere
Holding haaands that once belonged to “maaaans”
While the DJ plays our favorite soooong

Meeeeee aaaaand Mrs. …
Mrs. Jaaaaws, Mrs. Jaws, Mrs. Jaws, Mrs. Jaws
We got a thiiiing going ooooon
We both know that it's wrong
But I’ve got it strong for S’lachimorphaaaa

We gotta be extra carefuuuul
That she don't eat my toe or thiiiiigh
Cause sheeee's got her oooown obligations
And so, and so do I-I-I-I-I

Meeeeee aaaaand Mrs. …
Mrs. Jaaaaws, Mrs. Jaws, Mrs. Jaws, Mrs. Jaws
We got a fliiiing going ooooon
No one knows that it's on
But this Meg’lodon, can’t let her go, now, noooow

Well, it's time for us to be leaviiiing
It hurts so much, and not just from her smiiiiile
Now she'll swim her way and I'll swim miiine
But tomorrow we'll meet the same place, the same tiiiime
Meeeeee aaaaand Mrs. …
Mrs. Jaaaaws, Mrs. Jaws, Mrs. Jaws, Mrs. Jaws
(Ad lib/Fade out…)