Song Parodies -> "Perverts Been Clicking On My Mouse"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"

Original Performer:

"Perverts Been Clicking On My Mouse"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This parody is dedicated to Phil Alexander, not only because he�s psychic enough to figure out that "Raindrops" was gonna be my upcoming target, but also because the last time I had a few days off from school he had a hit here with "50 ways to download porno" and that�s when this idea made it into my sketch book. So, Phil, (and others) here�s a defence speech/song for when your wifes finds out. ;-)

Perverts been clicking on my mouse
They�re breaking an entry every time we leave the house
Neighbours are all weird
Those, perverts been clicking on my mouse
They�ve been clicking

Why should I do it, I have a lovely wife
I tell you it wasn�t me, I could swear on my life
That it wasn�t me
Some, perverts been clicking on my mouse
That�s the reason

And furthermore, my dear
These words you throw to charge me, de-enlarges me
And please don�t say that Scotland Yard will come and barge me

Perverts been clicking on my mouse
My Temp-Map is filled with pics of girls without a blouse
Making me de-roused
But, you�re never gonna stop this smut by complaining
So don�t condemn
I�ll be hands-on on them

Trumpet Solo

And please don�t say that Ma of yours will come to live here!

Perverts been coming very late
So I will stay up and build a trapdoor at the gate
Catching all these scum
I�ll, know how to lure�em, I�m a great master baiter
Then there will be
Only Page 3 for me...

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Rod Worden - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

You have that trouble, too? Funny piece, 5-5-5.

Rick D - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

I have an original called "Pop-up Momma" about a guy who falls in love with a girl on a site, his computer crashes, and he spend endless hours trying to find her again. The best line: "After all, how many porn sites can there be?" Yours was a funny idea, well done.

Johnny D - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

A little digital action, eh?

Meriadoc - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

This was hilarious! And I know someone who really needs a good excuse like this! Hee hee!

Melhi - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Laugh out loud funny, K1chyd!

Jan Unwin - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

A fun read. 555

Adagio - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny! 5's

Phil Alexander - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Congratulations at being the first to fit in a "master baiter" in the lyric... And thanks for the dedication (even though I'm not entirely sure how to take it...) :-)

Know 1 can hear you dream - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment

According to findings via the search function it�s Guy DiRito who was the first one here to fit in a "master baiter" in the lyric. And I�m pretty sure I learned that pun from Claude Prez�s comment on the same parody, it looks more familiar than the parody itself, which is partly above my head. So if that line/pun is to be considered the highlight of this parody, and if it makes you more comfortable, I guess I can let them in on the dedication. :-)

Here�s a link to that one BTW:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/tvthemesong6.shtml

DKTOS? - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Some guy likes it so much that he has made it background music on his website:
http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~jk144500/esp/selfassessment.htm

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