I hate the busy lines,
With Goofy walking 'round all time,
Can he talk at all?
Let's trip him and make him fall.
These dang lines take to long,
Folks think this is fun-wrong.
This place is getting old,
Don't wanna hear that "Small World".

The icon's a mouse,
Who's live in castle-house,
Minnie is his girl,
He's the future of the world.

Everyone goes there,
It controls the whole world.
Ran by a talking mouse,
And a duck in a castle-house.

Now the cost is high,
At Disneyland to get by,
Parking lots aren't safe,
See the people who are brave.

Morons wants in,
Just to see the rides,
All hicks get in,
See a gator, ride one ride.

Major cash for food,
It's run by one bad dude,
All the rides here made me sick.
Disneyland's pathetic!