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Song Parodies -> "Jessica Lynch"
Original Song Title:
"Fairies wear Boots"
Original Performer:
Black Sabbath
Parody Song Title:
"Jessica Lynch"
Parody Written by:
Floyd's Garage
The Lyrics
Just leave the poor girl alone. How can they give her a million dollar book deal about her capture when she admitted she had amnesia??
Fighting for, her country
Now she's a celebrity
Yeah she got herself captured and was on the TV
They wrote a book and made a movie
Oh spare me!
Jessica Lynch is now everywhere I see
Yeah I saw it, I read it, media despise
Yeah Jessica Lynch on covers of magazines
I saw it, I saw it in the express line
Enough now!
Well ol' Larry Flint found out
There were some pictures of her
He said "Oh, no this has gone too far.'
Cause readin' and watchin' is all that we do."
War Machine's turned her into a tool
Alright now!!
Now she's a celebrity
Yeah she got herself captured and was on the TV
They wrote a book and made a movie
Oh spare me!
Jessica Lynch is now everywhere I see
Yeah I saw it, I read it, media despise
Yeah Jessica Lynch on covers of magazines
I saw it, I saw it in the express line
Enough now!
Well ol' Larry Flint found out
There were some pictures of her
He said "Oh, no this has gone too far.'
Cause readin' and watchin' is all that we do."
War Machine's turned her into a tool
Alright now!!
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This had good potential but went downhill from there...
America'S Hero,Jessica Lynch I'm a soldier too.was the word That came out of her mouththe little girl With eyes of heavenly bluejust a kid herself, Doing a job of a man, Rise up america, And give this girl a hand.her broken bones will heal, But her broken heart will remain, Her best friend died by her side, In her heart she will always have pain, She didnt claim to be a hero, But to me she will always be , She was doing the job of a man, And that's a hero to me. It's time to let her live her life, And enjoy her wedding day, But don't forget to salute the flag, And remember jessica lynch on veterans day Cleo Flener Copyright ©2004 Cleo Flener
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