-> "Anonymous Bob"
Original Song Title:
"Black Sabbath"
Parody Song Title:
"Anonymous Bob"
The Lyrics
What is this that sits on my plate?
Tomatoes which I do not like,
Although I like their by-products,
I don't like them alone or on burgers.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The red crap which tastes like..........uhhhhhhhhhh.........crap,
I've been told by people, "Please just eat that,"
They just sit and they stare,
Watching that guy not eating his tomatoes there,
Saying, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please God help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Is it the end my friend?
Waiter's coming 'round the bend,
People don't notice 'cause they're just staring,
I say, "You better stop that annoying stare!"
"STOP! STOP! PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(instead of the solo here:)
Please look,
Please look,
Please look,
Come on, just look!
Puh-leez look it's the waiter,
It's the waiter, waiter, waiter, waiter waiter, waiter,
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
Please look!
Please look!
Please look!
Look, lookety-look, look, lookety-look, look, lookety-look.
Lookety-look.
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