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Song Parodies -> "Don Lapre"
Original Song Title:
"Paranoid"
Original Performer:
Black Sabbath
Parody Song Title:
"Don Lapre"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Finished with your 9-to-5
Cause it can't keep a dog alive
All you have to do is buy my videos
And you will thrive
All day long I think of money-making schemes
To help you all
You can be a millionaire like me
With just a simple call
Can I help you?
Does the pope wear hats?
Oh yeah
From my tiny one-bedroom apartment
I have made a mint
Placing tiny classifieds
For freebies from the government
Make a website almost free
And earn quick profits handsomely
Selling what I call the Greatest
Vitamin in History
As you read these words I wrote
My website's now a goodbye note
Sadly now I find I am
The victim of my final scam
Cause it can't keep a dog alive
All you have to do is buy my videos
And you will thrive
All day long I think of money-making schemes
To help you all
You can be a millionaire like me
With just a simple call
Can I help you?
Does the pope wear hats?
Oh yeah
From my tiny one-bedroom apartment
I have made a mint
Placing tiny classifieds
For freebies from the government
Make a website almost free
And earn quick profits handsomely
Selling what I call the Greatest
Vitamin in History
As you read these words I wrote
My website's now a goodbye note
Sadly now I find I am
The victim of my final scam
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Sorry for the late reply. I rate when I can and have to go back to the songs for comments later as my medical condition dictates. DKTOS but sounds great, so I gave you a 555!!!
Thanks! Better late than never!
Billy Mays, OxiClean pitchman, and now "King of the Infomercials" Don Lapre dead. Will that profession join the ranks of rock stars and professional wrestlers in untimely deaths?
It's starting to look that way!
Good parody, and I'll miss Don Lapre's voice... speaking of pitchmen, I expect Ron Popeil to keel over soon, he's pushing 80 years old now... 5s.
Thanks, yeah ol' Ron's been at it longer than any of them.
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