With a comical purpose and a terrible gaffe,
He'll pull a gag that makes the people laugh

He makes a few films, and stars in them too,
He can do TV, movies, MTV, too

He hosts a few shows, and guest stars as well,
He has a big thing for Mary and hair gel

Oh, oh, they tell him not to go,
Go, go, Ben Stiller! Eeee!
Oh, oh...he had his own show,
Go, go, Ben Stiller! Eeee!

Oh, oh, they tell him not to go,
Go, go, Ben Stiller! Eeee!
Oh, oh...he had his own show
Go, go, Ben Stiller! Eeee!

Ben Stiller...Stiller...Stiller...Ben Stiller, Ben Stiller...(repeat, fade)

Dialogue:
Ben Stiller: (spoken) You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep. Check the nametag--You're in my world now, grandma
-I'm not raising my voice, THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE, okay?!
-I couldn't believe she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.

Oh, oh, they tell him not to go,
Go, go, Ben Stiller! Eeee!
Oh, oh...he had his own show
Go, go, Ben Stiller! Eeee!

He's been in shows again and again
Like "Meet the Parents" and "Mystery Men"—
Ben Stiller!
So many shows again and again
Show all the great comic talents of Ben—
Ben Stiller!
"Zoolander" is a movie of Ben's
He's "Keeping the Faith" and guest starred in "Friends"—
Ben Stiller!
He's been in shows again and again
Like "Meet the Parents" and "Mystery Men"—

Ben Stiller!