-> "Don't Fear My Features"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Fear The Reaper"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Fear My Features"
The Lyrics
angry mobs have come
fear they want me gone
people just fear my features
they won't befriend...i'm just one that they hate
cause i'm not like they are
some on people...don't fear my features
or my sewn-on hands...don't fear my features
i'm a fairly cool guy...don't fear my features
people...i'm a man
frankenstein has gone
fear the doctor's gone
why'd he go and do the act
if he wouldn't claim paternity ?
40,000 volts and i was on my way (why did he go and do the act ?)
40,000 volts and i was born that day (hoped i'd find happiness)
my mother's 40,000 volts, i guess you'd say
but i'm still like they are
come on people...don't fear my features
or my sewn-on hands...don't fear my features
i'm a fairly cool guy...don't fear my features
people, i'm a man
love's not meant for some
fear is not so fun
cryin' all night with sadness
there's no cheer...my master is gone
then the door flew open and the mob appeared
i had to move...the coast was clear
this surly crew had knives and spears
guess they were afraid
come on people...there's no cause to fear
but they ran at me...and i started to cry
they looked at me and heaved a sigh
they saw i was like they are
so they all shook my hand
they saw i was like they are
now, these people...don't fear my features
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