-> "Don't Fear The Reefer"
Original Song Title:
"(Don't Fear) The Reaper"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Fear The Reefer"
The Lyrics
Ah, high times have come
Soon for everyone
Cali’ don’t fear the reefer
They know it helps with tension and pain
(We can be like they are)
Hey Missouri
(Don’t fear the reefer)
Utah take a stand
(Don’t fear the reefer)
Alabama should try
(Don’t fear the reefer)
Texas, what’s your plan?
La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la
Weed in Washington
Runs on sticky buns
Colorado’s feet are wet
A residual economy
(We can make it NORML* yet)
40,000 more voters every day
(Yeah, we can make it NORML yet)
Opening their minds up in every way
(Minding their businesses)
They know prohibition is so yesterday
(We can be like they are)
Come on Congress
(Don’t fear the reefer)
D.C. take a stand
(Don’t fear the reefer)
You should give it a try
(Don’t fear the reefer)
White House, what’s your plan?
La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la
[dramatic guitar interlude – just sit back and take some, uh, deep breaths]
No synthetic drugs
Brewed by greedy thugs
Visions of “Reefer Madness”
Led to laws those thugs dance around
See the chemical structures were modified
To make something legal that satisfied
Some rot not pot, only “potified”
(Saying, “It’s not the same”)
Hey Obama
(Make them disappear)
Legalize the ganj’
(Noxious knockoffs will die)
We’ll look backward and wonder why
(We’ve overcome our fear)
This sweet leaf had been banned
(We took it off Schedule I)
“Need more cowbell”
(Remember Walken?**)
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