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Song Parodies -> ""The Union" with Mark Wahlberg"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Fear the Reaper"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blue Oyster Cult
Parody Song Title:
""The Union" with Mark Wahlberg"
Parody Written by:
Mark Wahlberg
The Lyrics
Mike (Mark Wahlberg), a down-to-earth construction worker from New Jersey, is quickly thrust into the world of superspies and secret agents when his high school ex-girlfriend Roxanne (Halle Berry) recruits him for a high-stakes US intelligence mission. Premieres on Netflix August 16, 2024. (From Netflix.com)
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Mark Wahlberg is bound to punch you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Mark Wahlberg is bound to punch you,
Wahlberg, Wahlberg, Wahlberg, Wahlberg, Wahlberg…mmm...
(female vocal)
Wahlberg Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Wahlberg Steps,
With Halle Berry; soon in “The Union”,
One, two, three,
High school kids reunion, (dee-de-oh!)
Netflix; see,
That’s Mark Wahlberg putting the world on its feet,
Wahlberg Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Wahlberg Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well! Punch that brick wall, Markie,
Do the Wahlberg Steps!
(vocal trio)
Wahlberg Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Wahlberg Steps,
With Halle Berry; soon in “The Union”,
One, two, three,
High school kids reunion, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Netflix; see,
That’s Mark Wahlberg putting the world on its feet,
Wahlberg Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Wahlberg Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Punch that brick wall, Markie,
Do the Wahlberg Steps, whoa!
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
High school kids reunion, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Netflix; see,
That’s Mark Wahlberg putting the world on its feet,
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Punch that brick wall, Markie,
Do the Wahlberg Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Mark Wahlberg is bound to punch you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Mark Wahlberg is bound to punch you,
Wahlberg, Wahlberg, Wahlberg, Wahlberg, Wahlberg…mmm...
(female vocal)
Wahlberg Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Wahlberg Steps,
With Halle Berry; soon in “The Union”,
One, two, three,
High school kids reunion, (dee-de-oh!)
Netflix; see,
That’s Mark Wahlberg putting the world on its feet,
Wahlberg Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Wahlberg Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well! Punch that brick wall, Markie,
Do the Wahlberg Steps!
(vocal trio)
Wahlberg Steps,
Start in to watch, then soon, you’ll be watching,
Wahlberg Steps,
With Halle Berry; soon in “The Union”,
One, two, three,
High school kids reunion, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Netflix; see,
That’s Mark Wahlberg putting the world on its feet,
Wahlberg Steps,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Wahlberg Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Punch that brick wall, Markie,
Do the Wahlberg Steps, whoa!
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
High school kids reunion, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Netflix; see,
That’s Mark Wahlberg putting the world on its feet,
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Wahlberg Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Punch that brick wall, Markie,
Do the Wahlberg Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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