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Song Parodies -> "Pole Man"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blues Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Pole Man"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Climbin' up ya with a cable pull
Good fixin' I got a truck full
And when I get it you got dial tone
But don't hurry, drive on my cone

I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man

Climb up them steps the hard way
I don't have a bucket, I must earn my pay
I'm hangin' out so long
And while there I sing this song

I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man

Hissin'
I just drove up on a side street
I looked up above, where the phone lines meet
Got gloves insulated when I'm up top
When I start splicin' I don't want to plop

I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man
I'm a pole man

Well, grab that line and I'll feel it bare
Oops not mine, I think there's some voltage there
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch

Now I'm coal, man
Now I'm coal, man
Now I'm coal, man
Now I'm coal, man



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Michael Pacholek - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I was gonna give you five pierogies, but then I realized it's not THAT kind of Pole Man. Though I suspect, from the title, that you wanted us to think of yet another kind.
Rick D - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
What's up with the punctuation? I didn't do anything different.
Yoidy - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Good idea, funny stuff. You didn't do anything wrong. The 1/2? punctuation is happening on other parodies, too.
Adagio - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
You got me confused as to ...what kind of 'pole', and it was hard to tell the difference between all those extra symbols. But I know that it paced very well, etc. 5's
Rick D - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Yoidy. I thought I was going more nuts then I already am.
Michael E Cormier - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Man, I hope Chucky has that glitch fixed up by tomorrow. Good work, Rick. 555
Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Ugh, again, anyway, great parody. . .the characters. . .wooo
Meriadoc - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Ooops! Looks lie everyone is getting 1/2's today...
John Lomain - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Hilariously funny!

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