Well, he saw her...she was waddlin' down the street
She was lookin' quite tasty...so she asked for something to eat
So he walked up to her, he saw the smile on her face
She just kinda laughed and said "come on through"
Can we get it on, can we get down to your place?
He went to her house
He went up her stairs
Should we tell Hillary?
She don't look like she cares
She make him feel good
She made him feel good all night
She make him feel good
She made him feel good all right
He said "baby...what's your name?"
He said "baby...what's your name?"
And she said M...O...N...I..C-C-C-C-C-C-A

M-O-N-I-C-A (MONNNICA)
M-O-N-I-C-A (MONNNICA)

You know, he saw her again...or so they say
She was waddlin' down that same strip of road
She put herself in his way
Now, he'll never forget the night before
In fact, he'll never forget his leak
But the world sat, motionless,somber, silent, unable to speak
You see, to his own guilt, and to his shame
In all his excitement, he'd forgotten this hussy's name
He said "baby...what's your name?"
He said "baby...what's your name?"
And she said M...O...N...I...C-C-C-C-C-C-A

M-O-N-I-C-A (MONNNICA)
M-O-N-I-C-A (MONNNICA)