I Paid Her Cash(The Jim Bakker Song)

It was late one night after talking to the Lord
Tammy was feeling frigid,
I was feeling rather bored,
Tammy took her make-up off,
I was feeling undersexed,
I should have taken it into my own hands
And now I have been vexed

(Chorus)
I paid her cash,
I paid her cold hard cash
I paid her cash
My life was gone in a flash
I paid her cash
My whole empire crashed
I paid her cash.

Ew whaaa Ew

Over at the Chapel
Pretty Jessica was looking fine
The more I looked at Tammy
The more I lost my mind
The Lord could not help me
I acted in deep sin
And when the Make-up Monster shut me down
Jessica let me in

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I paid her cash
I paid her cold hard cash
I paid her cash
My life was thrown in the trash
I paid her cash
The church bells chimed with a crash
I paid her cash.

Ew wha ew

As I sit in prison reflecting
On the lessons that I've learned
Keep your Hahn's to yourself
And then you won't get burned
Next time I'll just settle for
Some loving from The Mask
Instead of annointing the sexretary
And then paying for the task.

(Chorus)
I paid her cash
I paid her cold hard cash
I paid her cash
It was a gospel smash
I paid her cash
She bared it all in a flash
I paid her cash.