Skidmarks in the toilet left by vagrants
Puke stains on the counter are all dry
Restrooms at the stations where you get gas
Sometimes you would think that something died

If you have to use one don't touch nothing
Perverts do the nasty in the next stall
You have to line the whole seat with paper
Don't know the girl whose number's on the wall

Pee stains in the pissers need some cleaning
Mildew on the tiles turned the grout black
Maybe the attendant should do cleaning
Vapors of bowel movements make you gag

Take some small advice that I will tell you
You might as well drive those extra miles
Someone in the crapper just might be waiting
You don't want to show up in police files

Skidmarks in the toilet left by vagrants
Puke stains on the counter are all dry
Restrooms at the stations where you get gas
Sometimes you would think that something died


Restrooms at the station kills the flies
Restrooms are so scary