Come gather 'round chidren who watch the TV,
And listen to a tale that is told by me.
Comedy Central is real fuming mad,
The executives are screaminng and drinking!
This lunatic is beyond their command,
For Dave Chapelle has gone crazy!

Over the ocean to some foreign land,
Along with his religion we can't understand.
He went to a shamen for some magic charm,
And to a place with mean tribes!
This poor comedian they can't understand,
For Dave Chapelle has gone crazy!

The tabloids and papers are buzzing with news,
That poor ol' Dave is suffring the blues.
Each journalist has their point of view,
Why this dude just cracked-up.
Comedy Central is fuming and mad,
Cause Dave Chapelle has gone crazy!

Don't expect him to be back too soon,
He is singing and dancing to the full orange moon.
He writes his own skits and made his own show,
Then he called it racist!
This funny fella is beyond your command,
For Dave Chapelle has gone crazy!

Come gather round viewers, all of you in this land!
I will tell you of a dude we cannot understand.
He just up and left to some strange foreign land,
South Africa is a strange one!
And Comedy Central is real fuming mad,
For Dave Chapelle has gone crazy!