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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Go On Anymore"

Original Song Title:

"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Go On Anymore"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

Here's a song about a guy writing a suicide note. Now, I personally don't believe in suicide, and the best version I've heard is the Guns N' Roses version, but since Bob Dylan was the original artist, I'm crediting this song to him.
Mama, I have gone away
The family has gone so poor
Life's getting bad, so bad it's gay
I can't go on anymore

I can't go on anymore
I can't go on anymore
I can't go on anymore
I can't go on anymore

Mama, lay me down to rest
Let me be eaten up by the spores
I'm only doing what I think is best
I can't go on anymore

I can't go on anymore
I can't go on anymore
I can't go on anymore
I can't go on anymore
This was the best parody I could come up with at the time, so please cut me some slack.
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