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Song Parodies -> "Forever Blonde"
Original Song Title:
"Forever Young"
Original Performer:
Bob Dylan
Parody Song Title:
"Forever Blonde"
Parody Written by:
Leo Keough
The Lyrics
I got the idea for this while watching Dolly Parton on the Jay Leno show when she referred to herself as 'forever blonde'
May God bless and keep you Dolly
May your golden locks shine through
May you always sing for others
And let others worship you
May you fly up high above the stars
And walk on every pond
May you stay forever blonde
Forever blonde, forever blonde
May you stay forever blonde
May you sing out strong and righteous
May your voice always be true
May you always touch the hearts
And minds of those in front of you
May you always be courageous
As you face the great beyond
May you stay forever blonde
Forever blonde, forever blonde
May you stay forever blonde
May your boobs always be busty
May your buns always be tight
May you bask in preservation
When the winds of aging bite
May your laugh always be joyful
May your love always be fond
May you stay forever blonde
Forever blonde, forever blonde
May you stay forever blonde
May your golden locks shine through
May you always sing for others
And let others worship you
May you fly up high above the stars
And walk on every pond
May you stay forever blonde
Forever blonde, forever blonde
May you stay forever blonde
May you sing out strong and righteous
May your voice always be true
May you always touch the hearts
And minds of those in front of you
May you always be courageous
As you face the great beyond
May you stay forever blonde
Forever blonde, forever blonde
May you stay forever blonde
May your boobs always be busty
May your buns always be tight
May you bask in preservation
When the winds of aging bite
May your laugh always be joyful
May your love always be fond
May you stay forever blonde
Forever blonde, forever blonde
May you stay forever blonde
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