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Song Parodies -> "No Longer Young"
Original Song Title:
"Forever Young"
Original Performer:
Bob Dylan
Parody Song Title:
"No Longer Young"
Parody Written by:
Teddy Porterhouse
The Lyrics
Donna vs Teddy: The Musical
Act III Scene 2
Teddy tries to appease Donna with some thoughts about getting older
Act III Scene 2
Teddy tries to appease Donna with some thoughts about getting older
May squads prep and sweep my hallways
Spray the dishes and the spoons
May they always clear the clutter
That has gathered in my rooms
May they clean the splatter from my car
And wipe off all the dung
I'm too frail, no longer young
No longer young, no longer young
I'm too frail, no longer young
May crews grow some food to ripeness
May they hoe up weeds that bloom
May they haul in lots of fruit
To feed the wife and her old groom
Hope their coughs are not contagious
And won't blight feeble lungs
We're too frail, no longer young
No longer young, no longer young
We're too frail, no longer young
My old hands always seem rigid
My old feet are prone to trip
And I need a strong foundation
'Round my torso and my hips
Ancient heart always seems fitful
Ancient schlong's become unsprung
I'm too frail, no longer young
No longer young, no longer young
I'm too frail, no longer young
Spray the dishes and the spoons
May they always clear the clutter
That has gathered in my rooms
May they clean the splatter from my car
And wipe off all the dung
I'm too frail, no longer young
No longer young, no longer young
I'm too frail, no longer young
May crews grow some food to ripeness
May they hoe up weeds that bloom
May they haul in lots of fruit
To feed the wife and her old groom
Hope their coughs are not contagious
And won't blight feeble lungs
We're too frail, no longer young
No longer young, no longer young
We're too frail, no longer young
My old hands always seem rigid
My old feet are prone to trip
And I need a strong foundation
'Round my torso and my hips
Ancient heart always seems fitful
Ancient schlong's become unsprung
I'm too frail, no longer young
No longer young, no longer young
I'm too frail, no longer young
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