-> "Dumb Questions, Don't Ask"
Original Song Title:
"No Woman, No Cry"
Parody Song Title:
"Dumb Questions, Don't Ask"
The Lyrics
Dumb questions, Don’t ask
Dumb questions, Don’t ask
Dumb questions, Don’t ask
Dumb questions, Don’t ask
Derp! Derp!
Cause every teacher says this to her class
If you think it’s too hard then say so!
But after lecturing these idiots
Yah!
Single cell creatures know more things
Yah!
Asked “We don’t eat grass…
But why the heck not?”
“How long’s an inch?
Derp!
“How long’s a ruler?
How can you measure that?
Scratched their heads all day…
Yah!
Dumb questions, Don’t ask
Dumb questions, Don’t ask
Hey, Yeah… Stupid classmates don’t you know sh*t?!
Dumb questions, Don’t ask!!!
Derp! Derp!
“Where is Atlantis? Why don’t we visit?”
“Why do earthworms live underground?”
Yah!
“And as for pencils, How do they write?”
“Where does… The sun go each and every night?”
Yah!
“Can you explain workings of magnets?”
“Confused…”
“Scientists pissed me off!”
Yah!
“Are there some words that rhyme with orange?”
They all… Scratch their heads and think
But they’re too blonde
These people aren’t very bright
“That’s that noise when I play the rife?”
“Why are there bubbles in my Sprite?”
“Why do seatbelts hold you so tight?”
“What’s that thing called a megabyte?”
“That’s just a big lunch? Am I right?”
“Why are old shows on Nick At Nite?
“How did birds learn to go take flight?”
Dumb questions, Don’t ask
Dumb questions, Don’t ask
Oy Vey!
You guys are really no Einstein
Your brain’s a smear
Dumb questions, Don’t ask
Yah!
Dumb questions, dumb questions, dumb questions
Don’t ask
Dumb questions, Don’t ask!
“What’s a mime?
Why can’t it speak?”
Hey there all of you dummies
Go pick up a book!
Dumb questions, Don’t ask!
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