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Song Parodies -> "Subways Hams Up"
Original Song Title:
"Get Up, Stand Up"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bob Marley & The Wailers
Parody Song Title:
"Subways Hams Up"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Boy
The Lyrics
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Went to subway last week, sandwhich was growing some mold
The ham was soggy, it expired a year ago
So I called the health department, and my story was told
So now we'll start a war, bring Subway to court
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Most people think, that Jared lost his weight
He really got lypo suction, it wasn't from Subway
And now on the news, Subways gonna lose
So now we'll start a war, bring Subway to court
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
We're sick and tired of our sandwhich filled with shit
Is ham supposed to have a center pit?
Oh, we don't know what that stuff is
But it smells like a bucket of piss
And Subways money is just growing more
When people don't know there eating cores
So now we'll start a war, bring Subway to court
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Went to subway last week, sandwhich was growing some mold
The ham was soggy, it expired a year ago
So I called the health department, and my story was told
So now we'll start a war, bring Subway to court
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Most people think, that Jared lost his weight
He really got lypo suction, it wasn't from Subway
And now on the news, Subways gonna lose
So now we'll start a war, bring Subway to court
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
We're sick and tired of our sandwhich filled with shit
Is ham supposed to have a center pit?
Oh, we don't know what that stuff is
But it smells like a bucket of piss
And Subways money is just growing more
When people don't know there eating cores
So now we'll start a war, bring Subway to court
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
Subways hams up, keep that off my plate
Subways hams up, expiration date
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Genius!
Lol hoo r u fat bunny man. And how come u always leave the comments Genius!
Just be happy i'm not George Hamilinton IV.
Ok I guess i'm happy that ur not.
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