I voted Brexit,
But I don’t support the DUP, oh no no!
I voted Brexit,
But I didn’t vote for poverty, yeah.
All around this meh-tropolis
They’re tryin’ to track me down;
The old guard say they want more harmony
But they’re making all the Eurocrats frown.

I’ve sailed from Dover
But I’ve never docked in Tilbury
Oh, no no!
I’ve sailed from Dover
And from Harwich cross the cold North Sea.

George Osborne always hated me,
For what, I don’t know:
Every time I wrote to him,
He said “Go away” and “No, no no!”
He says, “Bilderberg’s the way to go”.
And so
(We’ve read it in the news!).

I voted Brexit,
But I don’t support the DUP, oh no no! (Where was the DUP?)
They speak with passion,
But they’re just a small minority.

They couldn’t sustain an assembly
For our brothers ’cross the Irish Sea,
But their stubbornness keeps the Tories in power
Since they lost their slim majority.

I sailed from Harwich,
But containers go from Felixstowe.
Friends flew from Gatwick,
But how they got there I don’t know!

Freedom will be mine one day
Thanks to Article Fifty,
All of a sudden I heard Jacob’s speech
So I - joined the ERG,
So I clapped and clapped although I heard him say:
“If we is guilty you will pay!”
Reflexes had got the better of me
And what is to be must be:
Each week the Pound sees a slight decline,
One day the bottom will drop out!

I - I - I - I liked The Empire,
But, I never liked the EEC (It’s not for me).
I - I voted Brexit -
But I don’t support the DUP. No! No!