-> "Thanksgiving"
Original Song Title:
"Rasputin"
Parody Song Title:
"Thanksgiving"
The Lyrics
(Munch, munch, munch, munch!) (8x)
There was a bunch of guests that entered our abode
Come and greet them all, have them make themselves at home
Those people gathered in, to share this lovely feast
Let us all say grace, let’s enjoy this hearty meal
Mashed potatoes, sides in silver platters
Turkey roasted up just right
Pour some gravy, watch, don’t make a splatter
Who will get first bite?
Fun on Thanksgiving
Joyous, blissful gathering
It’s nice to socialize with your kin
Fun for Thanksgiving
Choose either dark or white meat
Make sure to save the rest of the skin
Go eat some lovely peas, with onions white like pearls
Corns on cob, string beans, are just waiting to be served
The sauce of cranberry had never tasted sweet
Whole berry, jellied, so as long it’s good to eat
We had all became compulsive eaters
Craved on stuffing and corn bread
Had appetites like voracious creatures
We are happily fed!
Fun on Thanksgiving
Grandpa’s jokes are such a scream!
I cracked up hard, fell out of my chair!
Fun on Thanksgiving
Who’ll eat that last turkey wing?
Our dog had earned it right fair and square!
(Spoken):
And through this eating and drinking,
And this hunger for chowder became known to more and more people
The demands to be somewhat outrageously famished, would
Turn us fatter and fatter!
(Munch, munch, munch, munch!)
(Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch!) (4x)
Our appetite’s still strong, not quite completely filled
As long as we eat, we would be completely thrilled
Carrots and yams to dine, go feast on some wild rice
Save room for dessert, Ma has made delicious pies!
We are filled from too much of that “stuffing!”
We won’t feel a pound to light
As we walk, so soon will end up huffing
Can’t eat one more bite
Sweets for Thanksgiving
More dessert that they will bring
There’s peanut brittles and pumpkin pie
Sweets on Thanksgiving
Go wash it off with coffee
Those pecan brownies caused us to sigh!
Stuffed on Thanksgiving
We had all that we can eat
Loosened our belt as we sat to rest
Full on Thanksgiving
Felt like thousand meals to eat
This one big feast that we won’t forget!
(Spoken):
Oh, I'm Too Stuffed!!
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