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There lived a certain boy in Tokyo long ago
He was tall and thin, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Hope's Peak chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could speak the dark arts like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

Gundham Tanaka
Lover of the future queen
He summoned hamsters to turn her on
Gundham Tanaka
Danganronpa love machine
It was a shame how he carried on...

He ruled the underworld and never mind the Devil
But he made many friends, he wasn't that evil
All the animals, he controlled with such ease
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the princess he was no wheeler dealer
Though she knew his powers fell
She believed he was a necromancer
Who would teach her well

Gundham Tanaka
Lover of the future queen
He summoned hamsters to turn her on
Gundham Tanaka
Danganronpa love machine
It was a shame how he carried on...

But when his magic, and lusting,
And his fascination for the occult
Became known to more and more students,
The demands to do something
About this outrageous boy
Became louder and louder

"Gundham's got to go," declared his enemies
But the princess begged, "don't you try to do it, please!"
No doubt this Tanaka had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, she just fell into his arms
Then one night some boys of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came

Gundham Tanaka
Lover of the future queen
One of them locked him in a car
Gundham Tanaka
Danganronpa love machine
But he came out without any harm
Gundham Tanaka
Lover of the future queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Gundham Tanaka
Danganronpa love machine
He was framed, and then he was dead