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Song Parodies -> "Ma Baker (the SCTV Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Ma Baker"
Original Performer:
Boney M
Parody Song Title:
"Ma Baker (the SCTV Version)"
Parody Written by:
The cast of SCTV
The Lyrics
Hi. We're the cast of SCTV and we're doing our own version of Ma Baker, Catherine o hara will be portraying notorious Ma Baker, Eugene Levy, Rick Moranis, John Flaherty, Dave Thomas and John Candy (that's me) will be playing cops and Andrea Martin and Robin Duke will be back up singers. Remember none of the lyrics of the original song have been changed except that we have spoken intros and outros.
Spoken intro:
Ma Baker (Catharine O Hara): Freeze! I' ma Baker! Put your hands in the air and give me all of your money.
Police cop 1 (Eugene Levy): This is the story of Ma Baker, the meanest cat from old chicago town.
Police Cop 2 (Rick Moranis): Sounds like a rather exciting story. Let's hear it.
Police Cop 3 (John Candy, that's me): Who is this Ma Baker? Tell us about her.
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She was the meanest cat
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): In old chicago town
Police cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She was the meanest cat
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):She really moved them down
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She had no heart at all
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): No no no heart at all
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She was the meanest cat
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): Oh she was really tough.
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She left her husband flat
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): He wasnt tough enough.
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She took her boys along
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): cos they were mean and strong
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy) and Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she taught her four sons
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - to handle their guns
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she never could cry
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - but she knew how to die
Police Cop 2 (Rick Moranis):
They left a trail of crime
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): Across the u.s.a.
And when one boy was killed
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): She really made them pay
She had no heart at all
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):No no no heart at all
Police Cops 1 and 2 (Eugene Levy and Rick Moranis), Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she taught her four sons
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - to handle their guns
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she never could cry
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - but she knew how to die
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She met a man she liked
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): She thought shed stay with him.
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
One day he formed with them
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):They did away with him.
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She didnt care at all
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):Just didnt care at all
Police Chief (Dave Thomas):
here is a special bulletin.
Ma baker is the fbis most wanted woman.
Her photo is hanging on every post office wall.
If you have any information about this woman,
Please contact the nearest police station...
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy): You heard the chief! Let's go after that woman.
Police Cop 2 (Rick Moranis): But it could be dangerous.
Ma Baker (Catherine O Hara): dont anybody move! the money or your lives!
Police Cop 3 (John Candy, that's me):
One day they robbed a bank
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): It was their last foray
We cops appeared too soon
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy): You're under arrest Ma Baker.
Ma Baker (Catherine O Hara): Ah nuts.
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):They couldnt get away.
Police Cup 3 (John Candy, that's me):
And all the loot they had
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): It made them mighty mad.
Police Cop 3 (John Candy, that's me):
And so they shot it out
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): Ma baker and her sons.
Police Cop 3 (John Candy , thats me):
They didnt want to hang
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):They died with blazing guns.
Police Cop 3 (John Candy, that's me):
And so the story ends
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): Of one who left no friends
Police Cop 1, 2, and 3 (Eugene Levy, Rick Moranis and John Candy), Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she taught her four sons
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - to handle their guns
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she never could cry
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - but she knew how to die
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she taught her four sons
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - to handle their guns
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she never could cry
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - but she knew how to die
Spoken outro
Police Chief (Dave Thomas): Good job boys. Ma Baker's gone for good.
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy): Thank you sir.
Police Cop 2 (Rick Moranis): We did a good job.
Police Cop 3 (John Candy): Does this mean we're through for the day sir? (laugh track)
Police Cop 4 (John Flaherty): I think it does.
Ma Baker (Catharine O Hara): Freeze! I' ma Baker! Put your hands in the air and give me all of your money.
Police cop 1 (Eugene Levy): This is the story of Ma Baker, the meanest cat from old chicago town.
Police Cop 2 (Rick Moranis): Sounds like a rather exciting story. Let's hear it.
Police Cop 3 (John Candy, that's me): Who is this Ma Baker? Tell us about her.
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She was the meanest cat
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): In old chicago town
Police cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She was the meanest cat
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):She really moved them down
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She had no heart at all
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): No no no heart at all
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She was the meanest cat
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): Oh she was really tough.
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She left her husband flat
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): He wasnt tough enough.
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She took her boys along
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): cos they were mean and strong
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy) and Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she taught her four sons
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - to handle their guns
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she never could cry
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - but she knew how to die
Police Cop 2 (Rick Moranis):
They left a trail of crime
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): Across the u.s.a.
And when one boy was killed
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): She really made them pay
She had no heart at all
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):No no no heart at all
Police Cops 1 and 2 (Eugene Levy and Rick Moranis), Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she taught her four sons
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - to handle their guns
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she never could cry
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - but she knew how to die
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She met a man she liked
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): She thought shed stay with him.
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
One day he formed with them
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):They did away with him.
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy):
She didnt care at all
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):Just didnt care at all
Police Chief (Dave Thomas):
here is a special bulletin.
Ma baker is the fbis most wanted woman.
Her photo is hanging on every post office wall.
If you have any information about this woman,
Please contact the nearest police station...
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy): You heard the chief! Let's go after that woman.
Police Cop 2 (Rick Moranis): But it could be dangerous.
Ma Baker (Catherine O Hara): dont anybody move! the money or your lives!
Police Cop 3 (John Candy, that's me):
One day they robbed a bank
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): It was their last foray
We cops appeared too soon
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy): You're under arrest Ma Baker.
Ma Baker (Catherine O Hara): Ah nuts.
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):They couldnt get away.
Police Cup 3 (John Candy, that's me):
And all the loot they had
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): It made them mighty mad.
Police Cop 3 (John Candy, that's me):
And so they shot it out
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): Ma baker and her sons.
Police Cop 3 (John Candy , thats me):
They didnt want to hang
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):They died with blazing guns.
Police Cop 3 (John Candy, that's me):
And so the story ends
Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke): Of one who left no friends
Police Cop 1, 2, and 3 (Eugene Levy, Rick Moranis and John Candy), Backup singers (Andrea Martin and Robin Duke):
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she taught her four sons
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - to handle their guns
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she never could cry
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - but she knew how to die
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she taught her four sons
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - to handle their guns
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - she never could cry
Ma ma ma ma - ma baker - but she knew how to die
Spoken outro
Police Chief (Dave Thomas): Good job boys. Ma Baker's gone for good.
Police Cop 1 (Eugene Levy): Thank you sir.
Police Cop 2 (Rick Moranis): We did a good job.
Police Cop 3 (John Candy): Does this mean we're through for the day sir? (laugh track)
Police Cop 4 (John Flaherty): I think it does.
Thank you for listening. See ya all later. Bye bye.
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Dude, this is a carbon copy of the original song, but with the cast of SCTV singing it! Still, that doesn't excuse that it's a carbon copy of the OS.
Song parodies don't ALWAYS have to be different than the original song you ding ward. In fact they can have the same lyrics but have them be altered a little bit- take Wierd Al's Eat It for example- it has nearly the same lyrics as the song Beat It by Michael Jackson except it's related around food and instead of saying "Beat it" it says "Eat it." Case closed.
Bloodhound, Eat it is a bad example, the song is significantly changed, and even in your example, Eat instead of Beat, well that's 50% of the words. In general, when words are not changed it is called a COVER not a PARODY. . .so like I said, respectfully, I disagree. . .not that I'm saying it can't be funny, or even that it can't be a parody, but Eat It in place of Beat It is not a good example, a better example would be Alanis Morisette's version of My Humps, so yeah, you are right, but Eat It is a bad example---there are good ones out there (Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm is another good example)
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