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Song Parodies -> "She's Got Migraines"
Original Song Title:
"It's a Heartache"
Original Performer:
Bonnie Tyler
Parody Song Title:
"She's Got Migraines"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
For some reason, with this subject matter, it seemed like a good idea to choose a Bonnie Tyler song as the OS. I know Bonnie doesn't actually get migraines, but she sings like she does (and so when she sings about heartache, total eclipses of the heart, etc., people tend to empathize with her more, since her voice makes the suffering in the lyrics more acute). Maybe I'll have to do "Total Eclipse of the Skull" next.
She's got migraines
Bachmann's got those migraines
Such a crushing head pain
Hits her when she's down
Bombs in her brain
Nowhere but in her brain
Every time it's the same
In that D.C. Town
She's got migraines
Bachmann's got those migraines
She's been hit by a train
Always knocks her down
Hard to be the President
When you feel your skull is bent...and bruised
Hard to see why she would run
When your skull shoots like a gun...ooooooooh!
She's got migraines
Bachmann's got those migraines
Making mush of her brains
Unpredictably
Like a-cid rain
Falling mainly in Spain
When her head's a dry plain
Finds it hard to see
Then her eyes are feeling sore
She just can't take so much more...of this
Well, I'm glad it isn't me
'Cause if I got those, I'd be...pissed
It's a headache
Nothing but a headache
Hits her when it's too late
Sends her off to bed
Yes, those migraines
Nothing but those migraines
When she tries to campaign
They'll hit her in the head
Bachmann's got those migraines
Such a crushing head pain
Hits her when she's down
Bombs in her brain
Nowhere but in her brain
Every time it's the same
In that D.C. Town
She's got migraines
Bachmann's got those migraines
She's been hit by a train
Always knocks her down
Hard to be the President
When you feel your skull is bent...and bruised
Hard to see why she would run
When your skull shoots like a gun...ooooooooh!
She's got migraines
Bachmann's got those migraines
Making mush of her brains
Unpredictably
Like a-cid rain
Falling mainly in Spain
When her head's a dry plain
Finds it hard to see
Then her eyes are feeling sore
She just can't take so much more...of this
Well, I'm glad it isn't me
'Cause if I got those, I'd be...pissed
It's a headache
Nothing but a headache
Hits her when it's too late
Sends her off to bed
Yes, those migraines
Nothing but those migraines
When she tries to campaign
They'll hit her in the head
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