-> "I Don't Like Mornings"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Like Mondays"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Like Mornings"
The Lyrics
The radio clock beside my bed
sounds like it might explode
I so don't wanna go to work today,
you know I'd rather stay at home
I know my evil boss demanded
I always be there on time, you know
And the alarm's still beeping
But right now I'm sleeping
Take a nap and disconnect all the phones, oh, oh-oh-oh
Tell me why
I don't like mornings
Tell me why
I don't like mornings
Tell me why
I don't like mornings
I wanna snooze, ooh ooh ooh ooh
I'll go lay down
The boss is so mean, he's a machine
And he'll rant and rave and curse
If I'm late one day, then he'll dock my pay
He's the biggest jerk in the whole universe
It's 8:15, now the boss will scream
'Cause I know he hates when I come in late
Shoulda been there by 6:30
It's almost 8:30
He's just going to have to wait, oh, oh-oh-oh
Tell me why
I don't like mornings
Tell me why
I don't like mornings
Nighty night
I don't like mornings
I wanna snooze, ooh ooh ooh ooh
I'll go lay down
Down, down, go and lie down
It must be getting close to noon by now
Should get up but I'll just rest a while
Spent the day not moving, and the boss must be fuming
And I won't be surprised if I am fired
Because I went through snoring
Through the whole damn morning
And I didn't get to work on time
And I just missed three meetings
'Cause I spent the day sleeping
I'm just one real tired-ass guy, oh, oh-oh-oh
And the radio clock beside my bed
Got thrown out my window
Oh, I just didn't feel like getting up today,
So I wasted the day at home
The boss, he isn't going to stand it
I think he'll fire my ass, you know
And the alarm's stopped beeping
But I'm not done sleeping
I'll try to wake up in a week or so, oh, oh-oh-oh
Tell me why
I don't like mornings
Tell me why
I don't like mornings
Tell me why
I don't like, I don't like
Tell me why
I don't like mornings
Nighty night
I don't like, I don't like
Nighty night
I don't like mornings
Nighty night
I don't like mornings
I wanna snooze, ooh ooh ooh ooh
The whole day long
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