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Song Parodies -> "Have a Douche"
Original Song Title:
"Hitch a Ride"
Original Performer:
Boston
Parody Song Title:
"Have a Douche"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
Day is night in the big sewers
Smoke, like water, runs aclivved
Steal facemasks for the pity
Every dying thing that's lived
Gonna have a douche
Head for the other moosh
Leave it in the trash
Never change my cash
Gonna sail away
Sun lights another day
Slavery on my mind
Carry me away for the last time
Oh nooo!!!
Life is like the toilet paper
People freeze the tears I cry
Massengill and Fleet their minds are into
I've got to use this douche and be clean
Gonna have a douche
Head for the big kaboosh
Leave it all behind
Always change my mind
Gonna sail away
Sun lights another day
Slavery on my mind
Carry me away for the last time
Gonna have a douche
Head for the big kaboosh
Leave it all behind
Always change my mind
Gonna sail away
Sun lights another day
Slavery on my mind
Carry me away for the last time
Smoke, like water, runs aclivved
Steal facemasks for the pity
Every dying thing that's lived
Gonna have a douche
Head for the other moosh
Leave it in the trash
Never change my cash
Gonna sail away
Sun lights another day
Slavery on my mind
Carry me away for the last time
Oh nooo!!!
Life is like the toilet paper
People freeze the tears I cry
Massengill and Fleet their minds are into
I've got to use this douche and be clean
Gonna have a douche
Head for the big kaboosh
Leave it all behind
Always change my mind
Gonna sail away
Sun lights another day
Slavery on my mind
Carry me away for the last time
Gonna have a douche
Head for the big kaboosh
Leave it all behind
Always change my mind
Gonna sail away
Sun lights another day
Slavery on my mind
Carry me away for the last time
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