fritos hit the spot that day...the perfect snack
and dip was all we missed...there ain't none in back
at the local bar...when you're in your car...they make no slop
they're small enough...to grab a handful...you can chomp
next stop, chiptown ?...fritos beats 'em every round...let 'em roll
we say...one more bag's gonna sate us
one more bowl...there's the greatest...fun for the road

fritos...whoa oh oh oh
french fries are runny...cheese puffs just blow
fritos, i'm eatin'...down the tum, they go
fritos...whoa oh oh oh
we said...one more bag and we'll quit it
one more bowl, then forget it...they're fun for the road

fritos are stunnin'...havin' great big fun...as i hog and gloat
sayin', raise the corn and roast it...then send it off by boat
they'll be makin' like a beeline...headin' to that store of mine
shelves will be choked
sayin, one more bag, then i'll diet
one more bowl...lemme try it...fun for the road

fritos...whoa oh oh oh
cheetos are funny...cheezits are gross
fritos, i'm gettin...have another bowl
fritos...whoa oh oh oh
one more bag...then i'l ditch it
one more bowl, i'll be wishin'...they're fun for the road

fritos...whoa oh oh oh oh
don't cost much money...don't need much dough
fritos, the greatest...have another bowl
fritos...whoa oh oh oh