Song Parodies -> "Bagel, I'm-Want You"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, I'm-A Want You"

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Original Performer:

"Bagel, I'm-Want You"

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The Lyrics

Feels like breakfast.

Bagel, I’m-a want you
Bagel, gonna eat you
You’re the chewy one I munch upon and rave about
Maybe I’m a-grazin’
On the goodness you provide

From dough that was a-boilin’
Won’t see me recoilin’
From the mighty tasty morsel that provides my power
Bagel I’m-a happy
All the breakfast foods are nappy without you

Used to be cream cheese would often grace your toasty sides
Then I gained five hundred pounds, now I can’t see my thighs…

Now I’m spreadin’ salmon
It’d be a nasty famine without you.

Why are you so evil and so good and taste so cool?
Curse you carbohydrates, you alone will make me drool.
Oh, life so cruel.

Bagel, I’m-a want you
Bagel gonna eat you

Oh, the bagel’s gone
Is there another?

Bagel, I’m-a want you

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Old Man Ribber - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment

Clever...and it tickles me that you did it to a song by Bread. ;D

Mark Scotti - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment

Yummy!!! We get free bagels every Friday from my employer.

TJC - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment

Schmearing lox of fives all over ya for this hole-in-won!

John Barry - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment

Bagels and Bread, a perfect combo.

Phil Nelson - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment

Nice fun and tasty parody

2Eagle - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment

A mechiah. Next up jelly doughnuts?

Warren Baker - March 27, 2010 - Report this comment

OMR- Thanks for noticing. Now will that be white bread or wheat?
Mark- Every now and then, I buy bagels for my co-workers and top it off with a bagel parody. Try it sometime, and thanks for the v/c!
TJC- LOL! I think of that scene from The Bird Cage where Robin Williams is explaining manliness to Nathan Lane. Thanks for the v/c!
John- Would like that that sliced and toasted?! Thanks for the comment!
Phil- Gracias! Don't fill up on Bread now...
2Eagle- I had to look up mechiah, so thanks for the vocabulary word! And bagels really do provide a 'great feeling.' Thanks for the v/c, 2Eagle.

Rex - March 27, 2010 - Report this comment

Bagels are good, but this parody is better.

Warren Baker - March 28, 2010 - Report this comment

@Rex- ...and less calories. Thanks, Rex!

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