Dude, you think you are good.
You think you know how to project the wood.
A sex machine among all guys,
But I know otherwise.
I dated your girlfriend.
You're not the living end.
So I can tell you this sad fact - and it is true:
She always fakes it with you.
Your lover says she always fakes it, dude.

You - think your anatomy
Can really drive your girl straight to ecstasy.
Although she always screams and moans low,
Friend, you're no giggolo.
She sure can act in bed.
Just get this through your head:
'Cause if you think you turn her on, you're in the stew.
She always fakes it with you.
She told me that she always fakes it, dude.

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Wake up, you numbnuts!
'Though you think she's your fan,
You are no Superman.
For if in your mind you think you're - the world's best screw,
She always fakes it with you.
She tells us all with you she fakes it, dude!