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Song Parodies -> "If"

Original Song Title:

"If"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bread

Parody Song Title:

"If"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

IF

If a man who wants to change his sex
And wants to change his name,
Then he should not hold back,
There isn’t any shame.

If a girl who says that she’d prefer
To be a man instead,
Then don’t stand in her way,
Just let her go ahead.

In days gone by it might have seemed a crime,
But now, for sure, those days are gone.

If a man says he would rather wear
A dress throughout the day,
That surely is his right,
And who are we to say.

If a girl prefers to have a girl
To be with all the time,
With happiness secured,
That surely is sublime.

So, if you feel you need to make the change,
Don’t be afraid, just simply go your way.

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Overall Rating: 1.2

Total Votes: 56

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