Uh Uh Duh Uh Buh Buh Buh
Uh Uh Duh Uh Buh Buh Buh

I think I took pot again
I'm starting to see
some flying monkeys
oh baby baby
It might seem like I try
to be so slutty
But I'm really high

Cause I loose all my sense
After sniffing some Mister Clean
Oh baby baby

Ooops! I took pot again
I swallowed the joint
And then ate some more
Oh baby baby
Ooops! Whats this powder stuff
It has got in blood
I think its heroin

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Just like Alice when in Wonderland
I spy with my little eye
many bright colors
floating down the drain

Cause I loose all my sense
After sniffing some Mister Clean
Oh baby baby

Ooops! I took pot again
I swallowed the joint
And then ate some more
Oh baby baby
Ooops! Whats this powder stuff
It has got in blood
I think its heroin

"Britney, Before you go, I have something to give to you"
"Oh, its beautiful...but wait a minute, isn't it"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady smoked it at the end?"
"Well, Britney, I went to Columbia and got some for you!"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

Ooops I inhaled smoke from the coke
Got lost, in my fantasy land
Ooops you, finally called the police
I'm now go--ing threw rehab

Ooops! I took pot again
I swallowed the joint
And then ate some more
Oh baby baby
Ooops! Whats this powder stuff
It has got in blood
I think its heroin(repeat)