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Song Parodies -> "Gorn In The USA"
Original Song Title:
"Born In The USA"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bruce Springsteen
Parody Song Title:
"Gorn In The USA"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
Side B to my smash hit, "Gorn On The Bayou"
Touched down in a Gotham Town
Manhattan was toast before we hit the ground
You feel like a Khan that destroyed too much
Cause they spend all their lives
Just a sheltering up
Gorn in the USA
I'm a .. Gorn in the USA
Gorn in the USA, now
Gorn in the USA
Got into a little Metron* jam
So they put a stone knife in my hand
Beamed me out to the Meadowlands
To go and kill the Shatner man
Gorn in the USA
I'm a .. Gorn in the USA
Gorn in the USA
Gorn in the USA
(He) Started off with some Shatner Fu
Metron Man said, 'Zat the best you can do?"
Threw a rock that bounced off my chest
Said, "Kirk, is that your very best?"
Had a brother at Tanhauser Park
Saw the C-Beams glitter in the dark
Ship ablaze .. now its dark
He had a Gornwench in Tucson
I got a picture of his Gornish spawn, now
Gorn in the USA
I'm a .. Gorn in the USA
Gorn in the USA
Gorn in the USA
Was on the cusp of total victory
Then got smoked by Kirk's artillery
Had him trapped, with nowhere to go
Why the **** do I move so slow, now?
Gorn in the USA
Was a .. Gorn in the USA
Gorn in the USA
Im a slow moving reptile in the USA
Manhattan was toast before we hit the ground
You feel like a Khan that destroyed too much
Cause they spend all their lives
Just a sheltering up
Gorn in the USA
I'm a .. Gorn in the USA
Gorn in the USA, now
Gorn in the USA
Got into a little Metron* jam
So they put a stone knife in my hand
Beamed me out to the Meadowlands
To go and kill the Shatner man
Gorn in the USA
I'm a .. Gorn in the USA
Gorn in the USA
Gorn in the USA
(He) Started off with some Shatner Fu
Metron Man said, 'Zat the best you can do?"
Threw a rock that bounced off my chest
Said, "Kirk, is that your very best?"
Had a brother at Tanhauser Park
Saw the C-Beams glitter in the dark
Ship ablaze .. now its dark
He had a Gornwench in Tucson
I got a picture of his Gornish spawn, now
Gorn in the USA
I'm a .. Gorn in the USA
Gorn in the USA
Gorn in the USA
Was on the cusp of total victory
Then got smoked by Kirk's artillery
Had him trapped, with nowhere to go
Why the **** do I move so slow, now?
Gorn in the USA
Was a .. Gorn in the USA
Gorn in the USA
Im a slow moving reptile in the USA
*Advanced civilization that interfered with the battle between Gorns and Federation and set up a mano a mano battle between Kirk and the Reptilian Gorn captain
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Anyone who doesnt know what this is about should Google up a video of "Kirk vs Gorn Captain", .... just so you can watch the most laughably awful special effects to ever disgrace a strip of celluloid. Unseriously, it is so bad, that nowadays it would be laughed put of a video competition at a day care center. How "The Shatman" was able to do this scene with a straight face is beyond my comprehension
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