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Song Parodies -> "Dental Whitening"
Original Song Title:
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Original Performer:
Bus Stop
Parody Song Title:
"Dental Whitening"
Parody Written by:
Jim Cook
The Lyrics
I work at a dental insurance company and we sang this at a company meeting.
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
No-No-No-No
Glow-Glow-Glow-Glow
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Everybody wants dental whitening
the enamel was bright as lightning
in fact it was a little bit frightning
it took 20 minutes timing
There were funky dental kits
sold all over town
they were buying them up
they were stripping teeth down
it's a new dental art
and your money will depart
for my friend, no reimbursement
yes, we'll reject your claim slip
What's up with all this dental whitening
your smile was bright as lightning
in fact it was kinda frightning
children running away crying
There was dental Doctor Tim
and little Mary Kay
they said, we're part of B-PAC
let's get it on
they took a look at all the plans
started shaking their heads
a thumbs down vote was the verdict
ain't gonna pay no benefit
Everybody wants dental whitening
those teeth were un-naturally brightning
a glow in the dark kinda frightning
cosmetic we'll be denying
Oh-No-No-No
Oh-Glow-Glow-Glow
Oh-No-No-No
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Everybody wants dental whitening
the enamel was bright as lightning
in fact it was a little bit frightning
claim denied in 1 day timimg
Dental whitening, claim denied fast as lightning.
No-No-No-No
Glow-Glow-Glow-Glow
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Everybody wants dental whitening
the enamel was bright as lightning
in fact it was a little bit frightning
it took 20 minutes timing
There were funky dental kits
sold all over town
they were buying them up
they were stripping teeth down
it's a new dental art
and your money will depart
for my friend, no reimbursement
yes, we'll reject your claim slip
What's up with all this dental whitening
your smile was bright as lightning
in fact it was kinda frightning
children running away crying
There was dental Doctor Tim
and little Mary Kay
they said, we're part of B-PAC
let's get it on
they took a look at all the plans
started shaking their heads
a thumbs down vote was the verdict
ain't gonna pay no benefit
Everybody wants dental whitening
those teeth were un-naturally brightning
a glow in the dark kinda frightning
cosmetic we'll be denying
Oh-No-No-No
Oh-Glow-Glow-Glow
Oh-No-No-No
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh
Everybody wants dental whitening
the enamel was bright as lightning
in fact it was a little bit frightning
claim denied in 1 day timimg
Dental whitening, claim denied fast as lightning.
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Dental underwriters signing at meeting? Now that's more than a little frightening! Nice job.
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