[Verse 1: Me]
Hello, Mr. Wiggle, You Quarterback Drizzlin'.
Friday Football Players, What Have You Been Sizzlin'?
We've Been Looking For Waiters, To Bring Us Our Food,
We're Standing Here, Cheerin' For A Football That's Steerin' With An NFL Dude.

[Verse 2: Hot Potato]
Well, Yes, I'll Have A Hot Dog. Give It Some Fries.
And Just Bring Me A Soda, Don't Hit Me With Pies.
I Ain't Gonna Play Football, But I'll Watch Them Play.
And We Don't Need No Wiggles, Or Any Of The Drizzles, Just Let Us Stay.

[Chorus: Me & Hot Potato]
The Coach Knows I'm Watching, (The Coach Knows I'm Watching,)
And Playing This Game. (And Playing This Game.)
And We Don't Need No Shoutin' In A Touchdown Of Fame.
The Coach Knows I'm Cheering, (The Coach Knows I'm Cheering,)
And Cheering Is Fine, (And Cheering Is Fine)
So Me And The Good Coach Will Shake Us Our Good Hands In A Quarter Till Nine.

[Verse 3: Me]
Good Bye, Mr. Wiggle, You Quarterback Yeller,
I Don't Need Your Touchdown, And I Don't Need Your Fellers,
Just Go Back To The Football, You Cheerleaders Too,
Cause When I Go Back To Central, I'll Do All The Work Like All The Teachers Do.

[Chorus: Me & Hot Potato]
The Coach Knows I'm Watching, (The Coach Knows I'm Watching,)
And Playing This Game. (And Playing This Game.)
And We Don't Need No Shoutin' In A Touchdown Of Fame.
The Coach Knows I'm Cheering, (The Coach Knows I'm Cheering,)
And Cheering Is Fine, (And Cheering Is Fine)
So Me And The Good Coach Will Shake Us Our Good Hands In A Quarter Till Nine.