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Song Parodies -> "Hugs Can Keep Us Together?"

Original Song Title:

"Love Will Keep Us Together"

Original Performer:

Captain and Tennille

Parody Song Title:

"Hugs Can Keep Us Together?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Revised as Samantha Hess of Cuddle Up to Me got upset over nothing via email.
Hugs, hugs can keep us together?
Cuddling Centers think it's clever
Power of touch is so strong
Or do they have it wrong ?
Just lay down, each session isn't long
(Unless you want it to be)

Touch, takes tension right out ya
Touch, the expense, it won't kill ya
Let a cute Cuddler make you feel better

Cute, like a Teddy Bear she'll hold you
Cuddle and spoon to arouse you
Where a "96" can be found
Just lay your face down
Spread like an X, her on top movin' round

Soft touch, $60/hr
Touch, does it have healing power?
Cuddling Centers think it's clever,
Whatever...

Girls are beautiful
For guys this is a turn-on
Ero-zones you can't touch
But this is still "nasty?" fun
The thrill, the thrill, the thrill!!!

Hugs, it's quite an endeavor
Hugs can keep us together?
They said it before and they'll say it again
Not meant to offend,
Put in a movie, two hours cuddling like friends
(For $120)

The touch, is so good for ya
Touch, don't let nervousness stop ya
Lay in a stranger's lap and feel better
Not like the girls are molesters!

It feels, it feels, it feels... kinda weird and creepy

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Peter Andersson - June 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Maybe you should have offered her a (free) hug to calm her down? :-P
Jonathan - June 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Deja Vu! 5's

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