-> "(Mohammed Told Me) You Better Chop 'em Down"
Original Song Title:
"Shop Around"
Parody Song Title:
"(Mohammed Told Me) You Better Chop 'em Down"
The Lyrics
(Spoken) When I became of age, My Prophet called me to his side
He said, "Bint, time is growing short now, to deal with that Jew tribe."
And then he said
Just because it ain't dealt in Quran, now
Doesn't mean we can't slay every man, now
You know they parleyed with Quraishi clan, now
Gonna go with the genocidin' plan, now
My Prophet told me
We're gonna chop 'em down (Chop, chop 'em down)
Wallah, we're gonna chop 'em down (Chop, chop 'em down)
There's some things that I want to tell you, now
Just as sure as Hadeeth are true, now
These hoodlums lied cause these Bedouins are Jews, now
We turn our backs and they'll stab us anew, now
Mohammed told me
We better chop 'em down (Chop, chop 'em down)
Wallah, we better chop 'em down (Chop, chop 'em down)
You gotta find yourself some courage, hon
Don't you faint on the very first one
Qurayzah slaves be a dime a dozen
We'll try to buy you one that's gonna give you true lovin'
Before you toss your sword and say "Can't do", now
Just remember they're oath-breakin' Jews now
Mohammed told me
You better chop 'em down
Try to steel yourself some courage, hon
Don't you blanche at the very first one
Qurayzah slaves be dinar a dozen
We'll try to buy one whose gonna give you true lovin'
Before you take a swing and say "Akbar", now
Make sure you're in the middle of bazaar, now
Make sure his faith is kuffar, now
I'd hate to banish you to the Jews in Khaybar, now
Mohammed told me
You better chop 'em down
Wallah, you better chop 'em down
Bismillah, you better chop 'em down
Wallah, you better chop 'em down
Bismillah, you better, you better, you better
Chop, chop em down
Wallah, wallah .......
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