Everybody was photoshopping, those newbies won't be stopping
In fact it's sometimes jaw-dropping, and sometimes very shocking

There were humans that have heads of lousy wildebeests
And headless living kids that will scare you off your seat
Edit pictures that you have and splice some of them up
The geeks out there will see 'em, laughin' till they had enough

Everybody was photoshopping, those newbies won't be stopping
In fact it's sometimes jaw-dropping, and sometimes very shocking

There are STFU pics you can share with anyone
Even video game sprites edited just for fun
Take Adobe for instance, and put some crazy text
Over your very favorite pictures, and see which one's the best

Everybody was photoshopping, those newbies won't be stopping
In fact it's sometimes jaw-dropping, and sometimes very shocking

[instrumental break]
Keep on keep on keep on keep on

Everybody was photoshopping, those newbies won't be stopping
In fact it's sometimes jaw-dropping, and sometimes very shocking

Photoshopping, 'cause you won't be stopping