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Song Parodies -> "Kung Flu Fighting"
Original Song Title:
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Original Performer:
Carl Douglas
Parody Song Title:
"Kung Flu Fighting"
Parody Written by:
k. hubner
The Lyrics
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
The spread was fast as lightning
I'll admit, it was a little bit frightening
Lunar New Year was just bad timing
There were funky Chinese snacks from funky Wuhan town
They were chopping those bats up
They were wolfing those bats down
“For you very special deal...
Crunchy bats with every meal!”
First a cough and then a chill
Hard to breathe before the kill
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
The spread was fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Lunar New Year was just bad timing
There were funky Chinese snacks from funky Wuhan town
They were chopping those bats up
They were wolfing those bats down
“For you very special deal...
Crunchy bats with every meal!”
First a cough and then a chill
Hard to breathe before the kill
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
The spread was fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Lunar New Year was just bad timing
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
The spread was fast as lightning
I'll admit, it was a little bit frightening
Lunar New Year was just bad timing
There were funky Chinese snacks from funky Wuhan town
They were chopping those bats up
They were wolfing those bats down
“For you very special deal...
Crunchy bats with every meal!”
First a cough and then a chill
Hard to breathe before the kill
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
The spread was fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Lunar New Year was just bad timing
There were funky Chinese snacks from funky Wuhan town
They were chopping those bats up
They were wolfing those bats down
“For you very special deal...
Crunchy bats with every meal!”
First a cough and then a chill
Hard to breathe before the kill
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
The spread was fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Lunar New Year was just bad timing
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Very funny. Rots of ruck to you. Kung hai fat choy.
I find this very funny!
HaHa...I won't be able to get this out of my head
I shouldn't be commenting...but this is so funny!
Hilarious!
Better than a State of the Union Address!
Peeing myself with laughter!
Very funny
This is not politically correct, but it is very funny!
People are singing this on the lounge karaoke!!!
Some damn funny names here
This is going to spread around the globe!
Tres drole
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