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Song Parodies -> "Investigations"
Original Song Title:
"Anticipation"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carly Simon
Parody Song Title:
"Investigations"
Parody Written by:
Randy Hearn
The Lyrics
About all the slimeball investigations going on led by Schiff, Nadler, etc.
You, have clever shows about the days to come
And you, sing about them everyday
And I suffer, you're all over TV now
You're just wasting chatter, just making waves
Investigations, Investiga-a-tions
Are making me hate, Keeping me ha-a-ating
And I tell you, you're greasing the wheels to see a coup
So tight, your noose squeezed out the free
But I, I have cursed you turds both day and night
And I was thinking out loud, how blind, our eyes might be
Investigations, Investiga-a-tions
Are making me hate, Keeping me ha-a-ating
And tomorrow, you'll likely be together
Just more gossip, so you won't know greater days
So you'll try, to keep it in the lights right now
And stay right there cause, these aren't the good old boys
These aren't the good old boys
Stay right there cause, these aren't the good old boys
These aren't the good old boys
These aren't the good old boys
These aren't the good old boys
These arrrren't the good old boys
And you, sing about them everyday
And I suffer, you're all over TV now
You're just wasting chatter, just making waves
Investigations, Investiga-a-tions
Are making me hate, Keeping me ha-a-ating
And I tell you, you're greasing the wheels to see a coup
So tight, your noose squeezed out the free
But I, I have cursed you turds both day and night
And I was thinking out loud, how blind, our eyes might be
Investigations, Investiga-a-tions
Are making me hate, Keeping me ha-a-ating
And tomorrow, you'll likely be together
Just more gossip, so you won't know greater days
So you'll try, to keep it in the lights right now
And stay right there cause, these aren't the good old boys
These aren't the good old boys
Stay right there cause, these aren't the good old boys
These aren't the good old boys
These aren't the good old boys
These aren't the good old boys
These arrrren't the good old boys
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Whoever is interested should show up every day to hear every investigator tell what he did hour by hour. Then give the listeners tests to see what they learned. Any mistake is obstruction of justice. Or else they can just get more tv time.
Now that they've discovered that, after two years of investigation, that there was absolutely no evidence of any wrongdoing that the investigators said they were investigating …….. they need to continue investigating to see if Trump obstructed the investigation of something he clearly didn't do ----- because the chief investigator of the thing that Trump didn't do hasn't stated EXPLICITLY that Trump DID NOT obstruct the investigation of the thing he didn't do
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