-> "You're Slow Brain"
Original Song Title:
"You're So Vain"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You're Slow Brain"
The Lyrics
Their jaws dropped in both parties
While you were talking the crap you brought
Your stock increasingly dipped before their eyes
Your star it was what you're not
You told some lies so familiar as
You saw yourself bottom out
All those concerned wished that you'd be much smarter
You'd be much smarter, and
Your slow brain, the faulty thing has gone off without you
Your slow brain, I bet the thing has gone off without you
Cuckoo, cuckoo
Now sadly just a year ago
You won an incumbants seat
Then you said that you'd aid the commitee chair
And you would be tinkering
Well you played up everything so bad
Like one plus one is three
You and your dreams taste like grounds in my coffee
Grounds in my coffee, and
Your slow brain, the faulty thing has gone off without you
Your slow brain, I bet the thing has gone off without you
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo
You and your dreams taste like grounds in my coffee
Grounds in my coffee, and
Your slow brain, the faulty thing has gone off without you
Your slow brain, I bet the thing has gone off without you
Cuckoo, cuckoo
Well, it's clear you're fed up with A-mer-i-ca
In due course, Amnesty's done
And you blew more brain cells over Venezuela
You saw the total eclipse of that dump
Well that's where you should be all the time
And then you rot, while in some otherworld dive
Playing nice with your old friends
Nice with your old friends, and
Your slow brain, the faulty thing has gone off without you
Your slow brain, I bet the thing has gone off without you
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo
Your slow brain, the faulty thing has gone off without you
Your slow brain, the faulty thing has gone off without you
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