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Song Parodies -> "Got Circumcision"
Original Song Title:
"Anticipation"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carly Simon
Parody Song Title:
"Got Circumcision"
Parody Written by:
eel deal
The Lyrics
understanding it is too early in the Israel-Hamas War for many to feel any Kumbayah vibes, eel still couldn't help writing this, so at least try to find it absurdly positive and/or weirdly funny if you can.
Jehovah God made a deal with Abram
Circumcise and i’ll give you Canaan
Ishmael was his first son circumcised
The first Arab entitled to Canaan
Got circumcision, got circumcision
So they’re entitled
Entitled to live in Canaan
So you see the promised land is not meant just for Jews
All offspring of Abram deserve a piece
With their cut penises, they display the sign
Sign of the covenant in their flesh is there clearly
Got circumcision, got circumcision
So they’re entitled
Entitled to live in Canaan
So let Hebrews and Arabs live together
I'm a prophet and i do know Yahweh’s ways
Try and see the holy, divine light right now
And pray right here 'cause these can be the good old days
And pray right here 'cause these can be the good old days
(Make these the good old days)
Circumcise and i’ll give you Canaan
Ishmael was his first son circumcised
The first Arab entitled to Canaan
Got circumcision, got circumcision
So they’re entitled
Entitled to live in Canaan
So you see the promised land is not meant just for Jews
All offspring of Abram deserve a piece
With their cut penises, they display the sign
Sign of the covenant in their flesh is there clearly
Got circumcision, got circumcision
So they’re entitled
Entitled to live in Canaan
So let Hebrews and Arabs live together
I'm a prophet and i do know Yahweh’s ways
Try and see the holy, divine light right now
And pray right here 'cause these can be the good old days
And pray right here 'cause these can be the good old days
(Make these the good old days)
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Once we get rid of the bad people there will be peace....said no smart person ever.
Interesting...I get you wanted to take a editorial stance, but I was hoping for a funny [haha] parody, not a funny [heh...oh] parody. :)
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