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Song Parodies -> "Rump's Insane"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Rump's Insane"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Son of a scum

Rump danced at Epstein's party
With young girls that they thought were so hot
They had strategically planned how to disguise
The fun they had on those cots
They would use smoke and mirrors Yes, to avoid legal knots
All those poor girls were conned into be his partner
Conned to be his partner, yes

Rump's so vain
He thinks it's only he who can save you
Rump's insane (he's insane)
He says it's only he who can save you
Save you, save you

He's grifted quite a bit of dough
'Cause magaTs are quite naive
Despite his head of phony gold hair
His dopes continue to cleave
He'd sell it all, his own kids, the gov
Why is easy to see
Creeps help him scheme
They are louts, keep him a freak
Louts keep him a freak, yes

Rump's so vain
He thinks it's only he who can save you
Rump's insane, he's insane
He says it's only he who can save you
Save you, save you, save you

Freaks help him scheme
They are louts, keep him a creep
Louts keep him a creep, yes

Rump's so vain
He thinks it's only he who can save you
Rump's insane (he's insane)
He says it's only he who can save you
Save you, save you

We all know he went down to Mara Lardo
With docs that he thought he won
Then he flew on his own jet to Dump Tower
To look up and stare at the sun
He acts like a nut-job at all times
You just might see him with
An old Russian spy
Or a Nazi would-be governor
Creep would-be governor, yes

Rump's so vain
He thinks it's only he who can save you
Rump's insane (insane)
He says it's only he who can save you
Save you, save you, save you, save you now

Rump's so vain
He thinks it's only he who can save you
Rump's insane
He says it's only he who can save you
Rump's insane

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Meanwhile back in reality... - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment
President Trump is the guy who THREW EPSTEIN OUT and banned him from Mar-A-Lago for acting... well, for acting a lot like Pedo Joe Biden.

https://www.skynews.com.au/world-news/united-states/donald-trump-banned-jeffrey-epstein-from-maralago-after-warning-staff-he-was-really-weird/video/9b4a91d03179e40049c467b726bbc6b4
Also... - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment
President Clinton, meanwhile, has got some 'splainin' to do as to what he was doing riding Epstein's Lolita Express so much and why the dude had a painting of him in women's clothes hanging in his house.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/painting-of-clinton-in-blue-dress-hung-in-jeffrey-epsteins-home/
Yeah - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment
The real question is why the hell he always has to be the nominee until the freaking end of time. Government works better when there's balance and compromise but there never will be any of that again. The republican party will cease to exist by 4 years from now
Inconvenient Facts - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment
Of course, Pedo Joe is Epstein's kind of people, as revealed by his daughter's diary his lawless illegal occupation regime failed to suppress (although his totalitarian enforcers sure did their worst to punish those who revealed it to the public):

https://vigilantnews.com/post/ashley-biden-confirms-her-controversial-diary-is-real-in-emotional-letter-to-judge/
LOL - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment
:D ::D :D :D :D :D
Whigging Out - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment
Deranged Orange and Epstein were clearly super close friends... The reDumplican Party needs to go extinct like the Whigs did.
Humble Hank - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment
Sara Hucksterbee Scamders said that Harris has no kids to keep her humble. That's a weak argument when you consider that Rumputin has kids and they sure didn't keep him humble.
Zen Adam B. - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment
Conald Skunk is going to lose for the 3rd time: 2016 (lost by 3 million votes) 2020 (lost by 7 million) and 2024 (will lose by 12 million). He'll be back in 2028 for a rematch against Kamala. Of course he'll lose again. By then there could very well be a 3rd party of moderates like Lynn Cheney, Kinzinger, etc.
Aaron - September 27, 2024 - Report this comment
Zen, this is why they should've put up someone who could've at least had a chance at the popular vote. And then it could more easily translate into the electoral vote. Instead they insist on keeping putting up this loser. They've given up on ever getting the popular vote. I think the goal of republicans now is to lose but have an excuse, however weak or lacking in evidence it is. They somehow don't realize that other people don't believe their excuses. All this must make them feel good for some reason. Also for some reason it must be less taxing on them than putting up someone who might have a chance of winning. The crazies are the only ones who vote in the primary (along with crazy election officials who change the rules in his favor as much as possible) so that doesn't help.
G_RandomPerson - September 27, 2024 - Report this comment
A while ago, Zen said that Justin Trudeau is going to trounce Pierre Poilievre in 2025. Looks like Pierre is on cruise control to win a majority now.

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