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Song Parodies -> "Nobody Loves Bed Wetters"
Original Song Title:
"Nobody Does It Better"
Original Performer:
Carly Simon
Parody Song Title:
"Nobody Loves Bed Wetters"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
nobody loves bed wetters
makes it real sad when we rest
nobody makes it half as wet as you
jesus, what a mess
you started leakin'
and somehow it found me
no where to hide
oh what a plight
pulled the sheets up above me
oh my, how lovely
i'm sleepin' on the sofa-bed tonight
cause nobody loves bed wetters
you oughta hold it if you could
nobody makes it half as wet as you
boy, you really wet it good
you'd like to control it
you just cannot hold it
there's some sort of rainstorm inside you
and when it starts runnin'
it just keeps a-comin'
but at least i've never seen you poo
oh and nobody loves bed wetters
makes it real sad when we rest
nobody makes it half as wet as you
jesus...oh sweet jesus...what a mess
jesus, what a mess
dammit, what a mess
jesus, what a mess
makes it real sad when we rest
nobody makes it half as wet as you
jesus, what a mess
you started leakin'
and somehow it found me
no where to hide
oh what a plight
pulled the sheets up above me
oh my, how lovely
i'm sleepin' on the sofa-bed tonight
cause nobody loves bed wetters
you oughta hold it if you could
nobody makes it half as wet as you
boy, you really wet it good
you'd like to control it
you just cannot hold it
there's some sort of rainstorm inside you
and when it starts runnin'
it just keeps a-comin'
but at least i've never seen you poo
oh and nobody loves bed wetters
makes it real sad when we rest
nobody makes it half as wet as you
jesus...oh sweet jesus...what a mess
jesus, what a mess
dammit, what a mess
jesus, what a mess
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Alvin..this is SUPERB!! Too many good lines to choose a best..I'm fighting back the tears...well done, son! 555
Well, I guess that poor bastard has every right to feel pissed. 5's
5s for the title.
I'm with John Barry...the title alone was FABulous...the rest...was like dessert!! =) If I could give you more than 5s, I totally would, Alvin! =)
hello, kristof, johnny, john and arwen...thanks for takin' a look
Laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!
I laughed so hard I almost choked on a pretzel. Seriously.
You're in good company with this one. It's a pisser!
Time for some #5 size nappies.
Almost made me do an "oopsie."
Urine the big leagues with this one.
On a scale of 1-5, urinate. This is a masterpiece alvin
note to self...more pee pee songs....people seem to really like 'em thanks you all for takin' a whizz...uh..i mean a look
alvin - a draining experience. 5's...
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