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Song Parodies -> "Ann Coulter's Nation"
Original Song Title:
"Anticipation"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carly Simon
Parody Song Title:
"Ann Coulter's Nation"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Dedicated to looney right wing columnist Ann Coulter
(instrumental intro)
A shrill right wing "ho" - she's really crazed and dumb.
They waste ink about her anyway.
Makes you wonder if she's really confused now
Or just chafing after some minor fray.
Ann Coulter's nation...
Ann Coulter's na-a-tion is aching with hate;
It's steeped with her ha-a-a-a-a-a-ting.
As we tell you how sleazy she is, you'll see, it's true.
And her right wing yarns? Spiels so phony.
But Ann rehearsed those words of hate she'll write.
What was she thinking about? How right her spite might be?
Ann Coulter's nation...
Ann Coulter's na-a-tion is aching with hate;
It's steeped with her ha-a-a-a-a-a-ting.
Starts a quarrel; she lumps her foes together.
She's for profit, and just screw nature's way.
Hear her lies - why she is so despised right now.
She'll say, "It's clear, 'cause... he's czar, love Bush's way.
He's czar - love Bush's way
He's czar - love Bush's way
He's czar - love Bush's way
He's czar... you'd better love Bush's way."
A shrill right wing "ho" - she's really crazed and dumb.
They waste ink about her anyway.
Makes you wonder if she's really confused now
Or just chafing after some minor fray.
Ann Coulter's nation...
Ann Coulter's na-a-tion is aching with hate;
It's steeped with her ha-a-a-a-a-a-ting.
As we tell you how sleazy she is, you'll see, it's true.
And her right wing yarns? Spiels so phony.
But Ann rehearsed those words of hate she'll write.
What was she thinking about? How right her spite might be?
Ann Coulter's nation...
Ann Coulter's na-a-tion is aching with hate;
It's steeped with her ha-a-a-a-a-a-ting.
Starts a quarrel; she lumps her foes together.
She's for profit, and just screw nature's way.
Hear her lies - why she is so despised right now.
She'll say, "It's clear, 'cause... he's czar, love Bush's way.
He's czar - love Bush's way
He's czar - love Bush's way
He's czar - love Bush's way
He's czar... you'd better love Bush's way."
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