Stayed in bathroom wanting just to pass the tripe
There's something wrong here, there can be no rebuying
Numb, my pulse is changing or maybe heaves just stopped flying

And it's Kool-Aid, shady now, it's Kool-Aid
Though I really did try to make it
Something inside has dye and I get hives
And I just can't taste it, oh no no no (no no, no no)

It used to feel so queasy drinking weird, whisked goo
Tooth hurt, mind was dizzy and I threw up from the fumes
Now poo look sorta whacky and my pee like a blue

And it's Kool-Aid, shady now, it's Kool-Aid
Though I really did try to make it
Something inside has dye and I get hives
And I just can't taste it, oh no no

[instrumental]

Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ewwwww (ew, ew, ewwwww)

[instrumental]

There'll be juice times again for me and you
But the dumb ads getting badder, don't you see it too?
Pitcher-man broke wall "OH YEAH!" and how he just lunged through

But it's Kool-Aid, shady now, it's Kool-Aid
Though I really did try to make it
Something inside has dye and I get hives
And I just can't taste it, oh no no no no no

It's Kool-Aid
Shady
It's Kool-Aid
How gnarly
It's Kool-Aid