I've taken the streamers for Teejay,
I threw the numbers to Guy.
I've watched all of the cartoons,
That were made by Brian vs PC Guy.
I've put away the hockey stick,
That Jockey Arbuckle gave him.
Now everybody is walking out,
Except for ol' Bobby Jim.

Where do I find Ol' Bobby Jim,
When he steals my things I sell?
I can't drive him to the jungle,
And Lord, I can't send him to Hell.
So where do I find Ol' Bobby Jim,
When he's always in my head?
I can't see him, or free him, I just have to think of him,
He's gonna be there until I'm dead.

I've got Franklin J. Matthews,
In his studio called Franklin's Media Program.
I've seen the starving advertisers,
That turned Sonic Advance Studios to jam.
I've seen the footman memes here,
And Charles has made me slim.
Now everybody went back home,
Except for that guy named Bob Jim!

And where do I find Ol' Bobby Jim,
When he's always in my head?
I can't see him, or free him, I just gotta think of him.
He's gonna be there until I'm dead.

Yes, he's gonna be there until I am dead.